aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
When my skinny friend says she's feeling fat
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shining-moment: subliminal-mind-duck: John Green’s car breaks down The Fault in Our Cars John Green gets locked in a pub The Fault in Our Bars John Green writes a strongly…
I have a 102.4 fever and
swollen glands that make it hurt to swallow and I have a final Tuesday and work Monday pm and today marks my 2 years as a lacto-ovo vegetarian. Go me. So if I don’t sleep this off I am going to the walk-in and then calling in to work if need be. Gahhhhhhhhh.
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growlithed: i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
Sorry if this looks creepy
meganshircel: but for photography class we have a project to photoshop our teacher and the winner gets it as his facebook profile picture for a few weeks (he’s been doing this every semester for a while) and whereas most people give him bug eyes and a tiny nose, I wanted to make it so at first glace you’re like, wait….is that real? But then I made his skin overly smooth so whatever but...
[Walt Jr. vomiting]: whathappenedtocharlotte:... →
whathappenedtocharlotte: rufflebutts: shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized…
Every day during the end of the semester:
gentlydropthebass: “Women can’t go out in skimpy clothing and be surprised when they’re raped! That’s like leaving your front door open and being surprised when you’re robbed!” you’re comparing property to a human being you’re comparing property to a human being you’re comparing property to a human being you’re comparing property to a human being
otomuragakuya: a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot